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Current League Board · Updated September 1, 2026

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Event #4 · September 13

12:30 PM ET · Rocket League · ARAM · Trivia
CS2 if turnout and chaos permit. RSVP is open — we’re aiming for 6 players, and 4 is enough to get the games going.

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Before that: NMRiH2 Squad Night · September 11 · 6:00 PM ET — a casual three-mission co-op run with increasing difficulty. Open squad-night event

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Event 3 · Rocket League 3–0

Phelps and Viking defeated Fenner293 and Swarley, 14–3 on aggregate. Quake Live remained an exhibition, while ARAM stayed an unofficial afterparty.

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